We’re Having A Sh*t Day At Work. If You Are Too, Here’s 12 Tweets That Should Help
Holy crap, today sucks.
First off, it’s a Thursday. That one whorish day who teases you with the weekend, but unlike Friday, kuch karne hi nahi deti.
Thursday is a waste of time, money and energy and a completely unnecessary buffer that nobody asked for. It’s almost like the day exists solely to irritate the shit out of you as you attempt to crawl past the nightmare that was Monday, the horror that was Tuesday, and Wednesday.
Nothing bad to say about it though, we love Wednesday.
But f**k Thursday. Naturally, all this apathy has made us a little sour for the day, which is why we went to the place where people tend to be as miserable as we are – Twitter.
Needless to say, we struck gold.
We’re all living in 2018 meanwhile this Dude’s living in the year 3018 pic.twitter.com/m6N2GnTpH5
— Mask Indian (@Mr_LoLwa) February 24, 2018
Apple Co founder Steve Wozniak thinks Indians are not creative. Dude have you even watched Jaani Dushman, and Main Prem ki Deewani Hun?!
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 27, 2018
Nothing makes you miss your dog more than spending time with kids.
— Vir Das (@thevirdas) February 22, 2018
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Severe delays in public transport
Government we love you 😘
— Bhayanak Puppy (@BhayanakPuppy) February 22, 2018
“Kya Sharma ji, hum thode Modi supporter kya huye, aap toh anti national ho gaye!”
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 13, 2015
Friend : What is the craziest thing you’ve done for Chai.
Me : Mummy Papa k saath ladki dekhne chla gya tha ek baar.
— That Sarcastic Singh (@SardarManpreet5) February 19, 2018
Yogi: Ab ye kaun kaha raha tha ki encounter fake hain?
PA: Yogi ji, koi Nidhi Nidhi bol ke journalist hai NDTV mein
Yogi: Theek hai pic.twitter.com/fwlG9UK67v
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 22, 2018
Yeah sex is great but have you ever stared at your ceiling for 2 hours wondering why you werent good enough to be loved by someone you were in love with.
— 👻 (@xelalexG_) February 26, 2018
Karnataka and Tamil Nadu in one picture. pic.twitter.com/eHoa9kMn3O
— Sanket (@iamsexified) February 19, 2018
Reaction of Indians in 4 years of Modi Government respectively. pic.twitter.com/DJhQLlujQ5
— NEObie 184.108.40.206 (@AngBf14) February 19, 2018
*Takes one good pic*
*Makes it Facebook DP*
*Posts on Instagram*
*Buildings covered by its posters*
*Plane passes by with its huge banner*
— The Sarcastic Jerk (@The_Sarcastic_J) July 2, 2017
Every headline on the internet pic.twitter.com/v3YqSSk08E
— Ernie Smith (@ShortFormErnie) February 26, 2018
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