These Jokes On Children’s Day Are So Funny, They Should Be Hidden From Real Children
Today, India celebrates Children’s day and Nehruji’s birthday.
The day is celebrated to increase awareness towards rights, care, and education of children. Obviously, twitterati is not taking it in that way. What better way to celebrate the day than laughing right? We compiled the best tweets that surfaced on our timelines:
#1 Okay, this is the funniest.
— ㅤ (@FailedEngineer_) November 14, 2017
#2 Badi meherbani!
शुक्र है इस बार 'बाल दिवस' पर लोग अनिल कपूर की फोटो शेयर नहीं कर रहे ।#ChildrensDay
— Lame Monk (@oldschoolmonk) November 14, 2017
#3 Point toh hai, bhai!
Had there been no sex, children wouldn't have existed #HappyChildrensDay
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) November 14, 2017
#4 Arrey arrey!
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) November 14, 2017
#5 Well, we will never understand why they call each other baby.
She: Happy childrens day.
He: To me ??
She: Kya kr rha h mera bchha.
— Faking Humour (@FakingHumour) November 14, 2017
#6 Kaafi happening hai uska din.
My son's schedule today:
– Party at play school.
– Party at a play area.
– Party at a friend's place.
– Party at a park.
This modern #ChildrensDay has turned into NH7 Weekender for my 2 year old!
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) November 14, 2017
#7 Kya aap legend hai?
Only Kids have a child’s pic as DP on November 14. Legends have it throughout the year.#HappyChildrensDay
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) November 14, 2017
Kid- Woh dekho gadha..
Rahul Gandhi- Areh pagal bacche, woh mirror hai..
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 14, 2017
#9 Arrey arrey!
कहते हैं 'बच्चे भगवान का रूप होते हैं', शायद इसलिए कांग्रेसी राहुल गांधी को भगवान मानते हैं। #ChildrensDay
— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna) November 14, 2017
#10 Lo ji, Baal divas ki shubh kamnaye!
— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) November 14, 2017
Mom- Never let that child die in you.
Daughter- Okay mom I'm pregnant.#HappyChildrensDay
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) November 14, 2014
#12 We’re speechless.
— History of India (@RealHistoryPic) November 14, 2017
#13 Yaar, we laughed harder than we thought we would!
Ladies be careful about talking about your inner child today. Everyone will think “good news hai”. #HappyChildrensDay
— Neeti Palta (@neetipalta) November 14, 2017
#14 The most sensible tweet.
I asked a five-year-old kid,
-Who are you?
-I'm what you used to be & I'm what you want to be! #ChildrensDay
— Beanology (@followTheGupta) November 14, 2017
#15 Petition tayar kare?
#ChildrensDay should be on Rahul Gandhi's birthday.
— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) November 14, 2017
#16 She said it!
— गीतिका (@ggiittiikkaa) November 14, 2017
So, how are you celebrating baal divas?
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