10 Google Predictions That Prove Humanity Is Asking The Internet Some Really Stupid Questions
People ask Google some really important questions. Like advice about life altering decisions that they should really ask a lawyer or a doctor, or a mental health specialist. But because we are on a budget, Google it is. Google predictions are a quick way to get to the point of your question…or to get to the saddest kernel of humanity.
Here are 10 such predictions that will leave a cold, empty place in your heart.
Why indeed? Sleeping in underwear is what movies since the dawn of time have taught us sexy women do all the time. Some sexy men as well.
Also, please visit Nagaland. It’s great.
As a girl, we’re really overrated. So maybe you’re better off without a girlfriend.
I mean who wants a woman who is constantly looking for new and interesting ways to use your body…
You haven’t found the right person.
You haven’t see Taare Zameen Par.
You are still watching Roadies.
Probably because you are a terrible person who doesn’t know how to talk nicely. Or probably because you are KRK.
If KRK is reading this – app khud hi dekh lijiye.
Actually, now bollywood needs some more Zabardast handsome Super stars like KRK! pic.twitter.com/FO7QEh9Bll
— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 11, 2017
Ye Dekho, iss handsome Launde Ne Bollywood Main Hungama Kar Diyaa! pic.twitter.com/d6nr3qZ4QC
— KRK (@kamaalrkhan) April 12, 2017
With all due respect Sir, perhaps a change in tone?
Because you’re unemployed.
Who is this person with a ridiculous amount of free time? Kaam dhanda nahi hain kya? How can you spend the whole day thinking about one man?
Unless you’re thinking and dreaming about super accomplished philanthropists and how they better the world.
Screw the world.
Much more importantly, Kurkure DOES NOT CONTAIN PLASTIC. And even if it did – Jab Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya?
Isn’t it really irritating when you need to print super important documents and the printer just refuses to work?
Oh god, this one is really deep. No jokes here, just wait for a couple of years?
Or learn to love yourself?
When your blood becomes dirty and you need to clean it.
I’m sure there is someone somewhere who would be into that. Maybe this is why you need the Safi?
Because you are not using Safi. God does nobody pay attention!
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