13 Totally Unrelated Tweets That Will Make Your Friday Go A Little Faster
Friday is here. One more day before you can stop wearing pants in the morning, yay!
Friday is the almost there day. The day where you’re inexplicably close to the weekend. You know you can make it, but you’re not sure how.
Because even as the clock ticks away, and the possibilities that the evening present inch ever closer there’s always fear. Fear that your boss is going to wake up at 6 pm sharp to remind you about some negligible amount of work. That right as you’re going to head for the bar, he’ll stop you and ask for that report you’d emailed on Wednesday.
But don’t fear, there’s not much you can do about it anyway. All you can do is wait. Wait for that moment of sweet escape.
And to help you along, we’ve compiled some truly funny gems from Twitter’s best.
Looks like Festive Pimple edition pic.twitter.com/sh2ZfXIoWl
— Cyril D (@CyrilDabs) October 12, 2017
She: Bahut pyasi hun, ghar mein koi nahin, aao meri pyaas bujhao
CA student: Mere Nov mein exam hain, 2 bottle Bisleri bhej raha hun
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) October 11, 2017
Shatrughan Sinha as Carrot 🙅 pic.twitter.com/CwY00vhAOf
— Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta) October 12, 2017
Respect 'paanwala'. He is the only guy who ask your permission, 'Sir, chuna lagau'? Baki sab to bina pooche hi lga dete hai.
— prayag sonar (@prayag_sonar) June 17, 2017
*foreigner visits Mumbai*
F: *sitting in car* wow mumbai is a lovely place nice infras-
F: MAA KA BHOSDA MADARCHOD NAGARPALIKA
— Javed 🇮🇳 (@JwitterOrdan) October 5, 2017
She- How i am looking ?
Me- Woow Anarkali
* Rain drops falls on her face *
Me- WTF Annabelle
— Hunट₹₹ ♂ (@nickhunterr) August 23, 2017
Mom : Aunty ko dance karke dikhao
Me and sister : no
Aunty : dance then I’ll give you 100 ₹ each
Me and sister : pic.twitter.com/jyvmDWBOHw
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 9, 2017
Kim Jong-un favorite shampoo. pic.twitter.com/WjnYqA8GHU
— Cracker Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 16, 2017
When you watch porn after a month. pic.twitter.com/Nc1XLgD9zj
— Cracker Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) May 17, 2016
please don’t call yourself secular unless you burst firecrackers on diwali, eat biryani on eid and run naked on streets during paryushan
— siddharth (@Punkhaa) October 6, 2017
Asked for a raise.
Got one from my boss's eyebrows.
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) October 6, 2017
Boss : why do you keep making memes and ignore work?
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 7, 2017
The name Red Lobster is helpful if you totally forgot what color lobsters are.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) October 11, 2017
KEEP IN TOUCH!
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