Celebrate Dhanteras With 11 Tweets That Are Worth Their Weight In Gold
So, Dhanteras is here, which means it’s time to tell your boss you’re going home to meet your family.And then go to the bar to meet 750 ml of Old Monk.
But there is more to this festival than purely material pleasures, like gifts and gold on Dhanteras. It’s about love and togetherness and itchy kurtas and stale boxes of mithai. Bringing people from all walks of life together and then highlighting income disparity based on how much cash can be spent on useless gifts. Looking forward to Amazon sales so you can buy those headphones you always wanted and a table mat that your mother never asked for.
It’s about how great this weekend is going to be till your boss inevitably calls you to do something that you can easily do on Monday. it’s about frustration that the weekend didn’t go as planned.
But we have something that should help. Tweets that our brethren on Twitter have helpfully put together to make this Diwali go as humorously as possible.
Normal people: Dhanteras
Sunny Leone: Stanteras
— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna) October 17, 2017
Happy #Dhanteras – The festival where we buy gold for future prosperity, and jewellers sell gold for immediate prosperity.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) October 17, 2017
Took sleeping pills kyunki sona aaj ke din achcha hota hai. #Dhanteras
— pinku (@LEDtvn) October 17, 2017
— OFFICE OF PAPPU (@0FFICE0FPAPPU) October 17, 2017
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) October 17, 2017
— indian (@TheSortedChaos) October 17, 2017
Wife :Dhanteras hai sona le aana
Shatrughan Sinha :ok
Wife :kitna Sona laaye
SS :110 Kg
Wife :Itna ?
SS :Sonakshi beta andar aao
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 17, 2017
Got no money for gold on #Dhanteras.
So, I'm going window shopping to jewelry stores.
Goddess Lakshmi: it's the thought that counts, no?
— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) October 17, 2017
It is Dhanteras today. Go ahead buy some precious metal m/ pic.twitter.com/cnbfm4cIVa
— Swamy (@slimswamy) October 17, 2017
Happy Dhanteras, folks!
Though I wish I had enough to celebrate Dhanmeras!
— Lola Kuttiamma (@Priya_Menon) October 17, 2017
Punjabi Opened A Fruit Juice Corner And Named It Dhan-Te-Ras !!#HappyDhanteras
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) October 17, 2017
KEEP IN TOUCH!
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