18 Desi Tweets For Every Indian Who Is Working His Ass Off This Diwali Week
Well, Diwali is here and there is no way ‘work’ should be anywhere around the corner. But let’s just face reality, things don’t actually go well with all of us. Not all of us can afford a week-long vacation to go back home shouting ‘Happy Diwali’ and not all of us have the liberty to put a pause on our work and ditch the office. Well, since the world is not that nice a place, a lot of us are actually going to office as well, thanks to international clients! So let’s face it, there are a lot of us who are working our ass off when half of India is busy either clicking ethnic selfies or unwrapping gifts and goodies in their stories.
And just because I get you, here are 20 desi tweets about work that would just let you deal with the crisis without breaking your laptop!
Office: The place where you pay the price for getting paid.
— Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) June 6, 2014
Do you sometimes feel like your laptop is whispering "bhai jab nahi hota kaam tumse toh kyun aate ho office?"
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 11, 2016
They place you in a cubicle and ask you to think outside the box.
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 15, 2013
There is a thick line between going to office and working.
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) February 6, 2014
Pic1: Me at home 1 am
Pic 2: Me at office 1 pm pic.twitter.com/OdSzSD8TvQ
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 25, 2015
Boss sends email, then sends chat msg "I sent an email", then comes to desk saying "I sent an email". Boss must love Ekta Kapoor serials.
— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) May 15, 2013
Boss: I want this report by the EOD. Get on with it immediately!
Me: Yes sir!
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) August 27, 2015
Every employee in this office keeps a picture of their family on their desk to remind themselves everyday of who they're disappointing.
— Namaah (@The_HappyNoodle) November 25, 2011
Guy: I've mild fever
Teacher: you should've not come
Guy: I've 102 fever,fractured both hands, ICU case
Boss: ho sake to aaja
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 16, 2016
When HR asks me to sign on the late office entry in the register. pic.twitter.com/NChuxTzjNo
— 😱 (@pranavsapra) June 1, 2016
Office people give work exactly how a Punjabi family gives food to their new son-in-law.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) September 30, 2015
Come to think of it, animals in a circus aren't very different from humans in an office.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) September 22, 2015
If there is room for improvement in my work,
there is house for improvement in my salary.
— 😱 (@pranavsapra) June 5, 2013
How to 'work from home':
1.Turn on the laptop
2. Sign in on Gmail so it looks like you're working
That's about it. Carry on with your day.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) January 5, 2016
World is a sad place because people have to sacrifice sleep during winter and rainy mornings to reach a thankless place called office.
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) December 17, 2013
Trying to finish office tasks like pic.twitter.com/jkrXCmQUAV
— mrdl (@Psilosophy) April 4, 2016
That moment when you wear formal clothes and reach late at office.
Everyone be like- YEH KAHAN INTERVIEW DE KE AYA HOGA ?
— Patakha Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 12, 2016
Sad part of being an adult is not making sounds like "Ooooo" when there is a power cut at your office.
— Chaitanya (@Chaitanya_13) August 7, 2014
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