These 15 Horribly Lame Tweets Will Remind You Of That Friend Who Can’t Stop Cracking PJs
These relatively funny tweets will kick-start your day!
Why read great jokes for free when you can read PJs for free? This seems to be the new Twitter motto.
When people on Twitter are vela, they make sure they get the emotion across through tweets. The Twitterati is quite vocal that way. When they aren’t busy trolling the latest hot topic, their mission is to entertain the random public with mediocre humor.
Here’s is the proof of how lame their jokes can get.
Guy1: The cat drank all the milk
Guy2. WTF! I can not बिल्ली it.
— Lame Monk 😌 (@oldschoolmonk) November 1, 2017
What do you call it when a cat goes on Radio?
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) November 9, 2014
every day is leg day when ur running from your problems
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 16, 2017
Mom:Beta khaana khao
Mom:Sawan mei lag gayi aag ki dil mera
Mom *Puts food in his mouth*
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) September 11, 2014
'your password has no character'
— shrew tea (@shrutithenaik) November 3, 2017
Whatever a pilot earns is upar ki kamai.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 2, 2017
tumhare sick burns ko maine crocin de di
— shrew tea (@shrutithenaik) November 2, 2017
Kabir doesn’t say hi. He says hey hey.
Wahi hai Kabir ke do hey.
— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) October 30, 2017
The only honest time I spend with myself is between the time I switch on the aqua guard and when it starts to fill.
— Naveen Richard (@NaveenRichard) November 1, 2017
im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 30, 2017
Frnd: Ghar may sabse zada tu close kisse hai?
Me: Charging Point se…
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) November 3, 2017
She : Is whatsapp down ?
He : No
She : to ?
He : mere semester ke grades down hai *cryn lyk nythng*
— Kewal (@Spring_Dosa) May 17, 2017
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) October 30, 2017
*watching Padmavati in 3D*
Me: Kya mast war scene chalu hai. Iska 3D ekdum real lag raha hai
Frnd: Abe vo Rajput hai. Theatre tod rahe hai
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) October 31, 2017
Relatives: Aapka beta kya karta hai?
Mom: Aapke aane par sone ka naatak.
— Robin Good 💩 (@Robin_GoodX) October 26, 2017
Honestly these tweets remind me of this friend who can’t stop with PJs. It makes me laugh AT THEM, not with them!
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