Headlines We Expect To See Now That Bhai Has Been Arrested
Unless you had better things to do today, you know all about Salman Khan being convicted of killing a blackbuck.
We could bore you with the realistic details and the nuances of law in a country where celebrities are worshipped as 21st-century deities – but our statistics show you’re not too interested in something like that.
So being the benevolent and below-par writers that we are, we decided to give the people what they want. Shameless, attention seeking headlines that can hopefully predict the nature of the news in the days to come (read: Sridevi’s death).
Disclaimer: This is meant to be satirical. Not literal. If you don’t believe that, you’ve been reading some hardcore newspapers.
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