Summer Is Here And It’s Time To Take A Dip – Just Not In These Horrendous Swimsuits!
Summers in India is that rare time of the year. The time when you can get away with saying the words “It’s hot” over and over again to anyone who will listen. Which is why it is but natural to want to shimmy into comfortable swimsuits and take a dive. Two problems with this idea though –
-Most of us are too gareeb to get in a pool
-Most of us are too unattractive to look good in swimsuits
But once we’ve overcome these problems by getting rich and then getting hot we still have to deal with the fact that there are rarely any decent looking swimsuits out there. I mean there are boring ones you can afford, sexy ones you can’t afford and then there are these. The worst possible swimsuits we found online.
P.S. This is OBVIOUSLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK – swimsuits have a tendency to highlight naughty bits. You have been warned.
#1 The Perfect Option For When You Really Want To Take A Swim But Also Really Need To Take A S**t
#2 For Every Woman Who Said “I Wish I Had Anil Kapoor’s Chest Hair”
#3 Jab Aap Mu Dikhaane Laayak Nahi Rahe
#4 The Invite Didn’t Mention Formal Wear, But You’d Like To Be Safe
#7 Beginning Of The Month On The Right v/s End Of The Month On The Left
#8 Congress Ka Haath Inke Saath Nahi Hain
#9 “Ma! Do We Have Any Duct Tape Left?”
#10 A Favourite Of Concerned Indian Parents
So, will you be heading out to Tikuji-ni-Wadi with your parents in any of these beauties? If you do congratulations! You are fairly inappropriate!
Except the last one. That one rocks.
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