10 Times Phoebe Buffay’s Songs Were Just What We Needed For The Day!

F.R.I.E.N.D.S is, was and will always be our go to pal at times when it was just sheer fun that we wanted! No matter how many times we have binge-watched it, we would never get enough of this series. And while we are in love with every one of it that made this epic show, Phoebe Buffay will be the queen of our hearts! Weird, blunt and sometimes too logical to handle, Phoebe Buffay was simply savage, especially with her, truly expressive songs! Yeah, those hilarious two-liners that made sure we remember the ‘Smelly Cat’!

1. It’s just the second day of the week!!


Raindrops on roses
and rabbits and kittens
Bluebells and sleighbells
and something with mittens
la la la la la la something with string….

2. That day when your coffee machine stops working, cz NO ELECTRICITY!


New York City has no power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me that is not scary
Cause I stay away from dairy

3. When everyone is in love and you’re not, perhaps, this love song might help!

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Love is sweet as summer showers,
Love is a wondrous work of art,
But your love oh your love, your love…
Is like a giant pigeon…crapping on my heart.

4. If you’re having a tough day with your little one!


They’re tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch
Soon they’ll grow up and resent you so much
Now they’re yelling at you and you don’t know why
And you cry and you cry and you cry
And you cry and you cry…

5. This would help you stay away from the One Night Stands!


They’ll be times when you get older
When you’ll want to sleep with people
Just to make them like you…
But don’t.
cause that’s another thing that you don’t wanna do. Everybody
That’s another thing you don’t wanna do.

6. When you have a bad underwear day, Phoebe has got your back!


Crazy underwear creeping up my butt
Crazy underwear always in a rut
Crazy underwear…

7. And then there are some days when you just need to listen to Smelly Cat!

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Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It’s not your fault
They won’t take you to the vet
You’re obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you’re no friend to those with noses

8. That time when you’re the only vegan at the lunch table


Oh the cow in the meadow goes “moo”
Oh the cow in the meadow goes “moo”
Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up
And that’s how we get hamburgers.
Noooowwwww chickens!

9. It’s okay if you stepped into the puddle in the morning!


My favorite shoes so good to me
I wear them everyday
Down at the heel, holes in the toe
Don’t care what people say
My feet’s best friend, pals to the end
With them, I’m one hot chicky
Though late one night
Not much light
I stepped in something icky
*Chorus* Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Always makes me smile
Sticky shoes, sticky shoes
Next time I’ll avoid the pile.

10. Having a bad day? Life is so much more than that!


Isn’t she just adorable? Which one’s your favorite composition by Pheebs that just makes your day come back to life again? Do let us know in the comments below!

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